From jlove@holly.ACNS.ColoState.EDU Sat May 8 17:05:24 1999 Date: 12 Feb 1995 17:10:38 -0700 From: Joshua Love aka Gahti Newsgroups: alt.gothic Subject: Re: === Always Pray === Oh joy... In article <3hkdqs$da8@newsbf02.news.aol.com> standurd@aol.com (STANDURD) writes: > > ALWAYS PRAY > By > Tony Alamo > > >I John 3:9 states, "Whosoever is born" (again) "of God doth >not commit sin; for His seed remaineth in him: In plain english, stop playing with yourself! >" (He will >remain sanctified, bathing daily in the blood of Christ1 and >washing himself daily in the cleansing Word of God.2) Your not fully clean unless your Christ (r) (c) tm fully clean. >A new life is introduced into the sinner who >believes, Ever see "Alien?" >causing the sinner to pass out of the kingdom of >darkness into the kingdom of light, out of death into life, So brush off those maggots, climb out of the coffin, even the dear departed can be brought back if they pray hard enough. >Jesus said, >"The Words that I speak unto you, they are Spirit, and they >are Life." Which feels kind of funky after dropping acid. >When we are without sin, without failure, our conscience >cannot convict us of sin because sin is not there any more. A >true Christian will diligently search the Scriptures to find >more of God's commandments to keep, While the fake Christians probably diligently search through TV Guide >that he may be blessed >with more power, And the meek shall inherit the Earth, eh? >more peace, more prosperity, and more >assurance of life from God.8 It says so right here in clause 3 sub-paragraph b. >The true Christian is one who will, as a habit of life, first >contact God in prayer on all things "Bless me oh Lord, for mine bladder doth runneth over, and I must find your guiding hand to lead me to the men's room." "Forgive me o Father, I took out the trash without consulting you first." >It is this person >who God abides in, and who abides in God. All others, go to hell... literally. >The Holy Ghost genders in us >the assurance that He, the Father, and His Son abide in us12 >(who have been born the second time of the Spirit), who then >will continue keeping all of God's commandments.13 Keep and save God's Commandments. Collect all ten! >Jesus gave His disciples an illustration of this. His >objective was to teach them, as well as us today, the most >important message; that it is a necessity to pray at all times ...even if it means for getting to eat, sleep, and bathe... since Christ's body is a cracker, the true Christian is ever alert, and we're bathing in God's love anyway. >and to not lose courage if they, as well as all humanity who >choose Christ, want to remain in the status of the second born >of the Spirit and receive all of God's boundless, abundant >blessings. You may already be a winner. >When Christ comes, He better be wearing protection because I'm not going to risk the threat of churchees simplex B. >When Christ >returns, will He find any who zealously keep all His >commandments, who serve Him with all their heart, soul, mind, and >strength as the first and most important commandment proclaims we >must? Not if he first shows up in Times Square. >We are to cast all of our cares upon Him continuously in >prayer, for He careth for us.16 Ignore your job, friends, family, basic necessities, etc. because He careth for us. >When we pray, we are commanded to never doubt or worry... or you'll screw the whole ritual up and have to start over. >God is all-powerful. He's kind of like a spiritual CIA. And you know that Jesus was the second gunman on the grassy knoll don't you? >God does not permit the soul who doubts to >have anything. I doubted once, I lost my home, my job, my family, my internet account, and even the gift certificates to Blockbuster video. >The Apostle James, by the Holy Spirit, stated "If >any of you lack wisdom," (the fear of God19) "let him ask of God" >(by praying always to God), "that giveth to all men liberally," >(the fear of God, wisdom) "and upbraideth not; and it shall be >given him. But let him ask" (pray) "in faith, nothing wavering" >(not at all doubting). "For he that wavereth" (doubts) "is like >a wave of the sea driven with the wind and tossed. For let not >that man think that he shall receive any thing of the Lord. A >double minded man" (a doubter of God's Word) "is unstable in all >his ways."20 If you want God's answer, get in your chamber of >continuous prayer and forever call on Him in unwavering faith. I love these little statements in parentheses (brackets) to explain (describe) things to the semi-literate (airheads). >We must not permit ourselves to get off God's freeway of >righteousness, lest we becometh like unto roadkill for the devil. >We are commanded to completely cast away and forsake all of our >anxieties, doubts, and worries, as well as to eradicate all >thoughts of limitation, poverty or lack. Screw rent this month, God will pick up the bill. >There is no limitation >to what God can do. Here's one... can he create an object that he himself could not move? How about get lost (literally)? Hah? Hah? >If we do our >part, for only pennies a day, >we can rely on God positively doing His part. His >mysterious forces will come to your aid behind the scenes, like when he helped Luke Skywalker destroy the Death Star. >Things you may want but not need can lead you astray from God's >purposes, causing you to miss God's ultimate good reward >(Heaven). Is that the best he can do? >When we pray, the former and present deeds that God has done and >continuously does must be meditated and concentrated upon, >constantly read, keeping the affirmations of His power and mercy >before us as the pupil of our eyes... lest the boredom bringeth bags of sand upon mine eyes. >We are to harness or unite >our will to God's will in constant prayer, that we may receive of >His mercy, His unlimited power and benefits. No refunds. >God's Word commands that we are not to be "unequally yoked" >(harnessed) "together with unbelievers" So make sure to scorn and belittle them at every oppurtunity. >If it were not God's will to >possess all power, He would not possess all the power in Heaven >and Earth. Greedy bastard if you ask me... >"NO MAN COMETH UNTO THE FATHER, BUT >BY ME." Incest now? >He raised Himself from the dead57 >in the body in which He died The virginal brides file past his to... oh sorry. The undead thing got to me. >Christ is the Holy Ghost,64 the Comforter,65 who raised Himself >up from the dead. Alone in a darkened room, the co... ahem. Won't happen again. >All things, seen or unseen, were made by >Him,67 and "by Him all things consist"68 ("are held together"69). And here I though all thing were Made in Taiwan. >All riches and treasures of wisdom and knowledge are found in >Him. He's like a holy box of Lucky Charms. >God wants to help you, if you'll let Him, >if you'll learn how to let Him.76 God said, "Call unto Me," and >"I will hear"77 "I will answer thee, and show thee great and >mighty things, which thou knowest not." Act now and you'll also recieve a "Honk if your Father got tired on the 7th day" bumper sticker and a free set of Ginsu brand crucifixtion (sp) nails. >God is seeking an army of believers, with no doubters allowed. Sieg heil! >You must first be born again of the Spirit (second born), then >while praying be still, be quiet, "be swift to hear, slow to >speak." Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. >Achieving success in God's everlasting kingdom depends on your >obedience to His call, as well as climbing the corporate ladder. >This high calling is no hit or >miss proposition. It is from God. It is positive. It is for >sure. Like totally bitchin' man! >God says, "Prove Me now in this says the Lord of hosts, >and I will open the windows of Heaven for you until you shall say >it is enough."87 At least till you get the smell of sacrificial lamb out. >Now that you are saved and forgiven of your sins, and it only took five minutes out of your workday... wow! >Christ now lives in you through the Holy Spirit. Again I sense some sort of "Alien" thing going on. >Now that you are saved, pray for the baptism in the Holy Ghost. >Prayerfully study the Word and "PRAY ALWAYS" for more of the >divine nature.92 For instructions on how to receive the baptism >in the Holy Ghost, and to receive more of God's holy nature, ask >for our literature or call. For without holiness no man shall see >God.93 Oh, so there _is_ a catch... never would I have suspected. > Tony Alamo > World Pastor, Teacher, Author and Evangelist > Holy Alamo Christian Church > P.O. Box 398 > Alma, Arkansas 72921 > > >For counseling or more information call (501) 782-7370 or fax to >(5 01) 782-7406. You have an address and phone number... have fun! >We encourage you to translate this literature into other >languages, to print and distribute it to every nation and to give >it to every creature in the world. Especially since we're too damned busy wasting time intruding on every newsgroup there is to do so. >"And He said unto them, Go ye >into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature." "Hello little snail darter... have you heard the divine revelation of the Lord? Hello boa constrictor... etc. etc." >This literature was written the 14th of January, 1995 at F.C.I. >Florence Federal Prison. Pastor Alamo counts his imprisonment for >Christ as being all joy. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! HA!!! Oh this is good. All joy, especially after making out my wedding vows to a 350 pound man named "Bubba." >THIS LITERATURE CARRIES THE ONLY PLAN OF SALVATION. DO NOT THROW >IT AWAY, PASS IT ON TO ANOTHER. Any others, like say, one of them bible things, are false! alt.gothic.gahti.going.to.hell.with.a.keg.and.doritos \-- / ____ ____ //__ _//_ o | Gahti AKA | You want to rip all the \ \ | / _ // _ ///-// -//- // | CyberPup AKA | jewels off all the | / \ | /_ //___\// // // // | Joshua Love | idiot's backs so badly. | \_/\_ \ /___/ Now lemon-fresh! | (= in stereo =) | - Love and Rockets /