From perky@obscure.org Thu Apr 29 01:49:53 1999 Date: 8 Oct 1997 15:03:00 GMT From: oddlystrange Newsgroups: alt.gothic Subject: Re: Born Goth? New Proof! In article <343B099B.B1FA6B54@goodnet.com>, ren wrote: >Fairuza Balk was born goth. heh... reposted for my lack of *new* creative content to add to this discussion >From news2.digex.net!marduk.obscure.org!perky Thu Sep 26 13:05:28 1996 Path: news2.digex.net!marduk.obscure.org!perky From: perky@obscure.org (oddlystrange) Newsgroups: alt.gothic Subject: Re: Just wanted to say thanks (long) Date: 26 Sep 1996 17:01:34 GMT Organization: The Obscure Organization Lines: 91 Message-ID: <843757286.474488@marduk.obscure.org> References: <1996Sep25.212751@tiny> NNTP-Posting-Host: marduk.obscure.org X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2] Cache-Post-Path: marduk.obscure.org!perky@marduk.obscure.org Xref: news2.digex.net alt.gothic:230301 X-Cache: nntpcache 0.91.2UL by puke & proff (cached) jkdadoo@tiny.computing.csbsju.edu wrote: : feel like real "goths" arent made...theyre born...cos that's the way so were you here for that whole big flamewar about whether or not there was a goth gene that predisposed people to being goff from the moment they come out of their mother's wombs and think "damn it's fucking *cold* oand waaay to bright out here" it ended with me donating my body to sceince for it, but I am still waiting for the government to approve the grant. so far with the little funding we have here at the branch office medical facility we have been able to determine several slight differences between potentionally goth babys and definately not goth babies: at the exact second of birth: a goth thinks: oooooh blood! a not goth baby thinks: ewwwww blood! when thier umbilical cord is cut: most goth baby's think two thing: well there goes the best bit of bondage gear I'll ever own and/or hey doctor can i keep tht to show it to my friends? a not goth baby will think: inny or outty?? when they cry it's because: a goth baby: it's bright, it's cold.. i don't have sunglasses yet and damnit now the doctor isn't spanking me anymore a not goth baby: why did I get spankied?? where's my mommy?? thier reaction to being in the nursery: goth baby: shut these fucking brats up I'm trying to write my first poem not goth baby: the ceiling tiles scare me.... thier reaction to being clothed for the first time: gothbaby: it's not black... I will kill you later when I can walk not goth baby: fuzzy! upon seeing theier parents for the first time: goth baby: fuck! you don't look anything like siouxsie! I only came out of that place because they told me I was the love child of andrew eldridge and siouxsie! not goth baby: Hi! love me! upon leaving the hopsital to go home: goth baby: oh suck! it's even brighter out here. not goth baby: there's more!? we would have more information, but unfortunatly our funding ran out and we cannot conclude goths and non-goths in potty training study we were planning. oddlystrange (who hates all that burocarcy bullshit) -- oddlystrange*perkygoff fairy godmother*perky@obscure.org perkygoff east coast branch office now located at: http://www.obscure.org/~perky --