From Nytwind@worldnet.att.no-spam.net Thu Apr 29 00:58:01 1999
Date: 6 Jul 1997 01:14:22 GMT
From: Nytwind <Nytwind@worldnet.att.no-spam.net>
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Re: Get rid of the kids on ag (was bread wars crap)

> Oh man, I'm now in the bread
> war thread.  So Mr Trainer, any advice
> for a new bread warrior?
> PANIC, recomends spinach bagel with
> 	tomato/avacado cream cheese
> 	Far, FAR, better than sex. 

Rule #1: Never compare bagels, or any bakery product, to sex.  This is a
serious enterprise...not some frivolous physical interplay.

Rule #2:  No cream cheese, toppings, or spreads of any kind.  Bread is a
very delicate weapon...such things can unbalance it...causing it to fly off
in the direction of an innocent bystander.

Rule #3:  Attack and mutilate Roni, Mistress of Androgenous Gingerpersons,
whenever possible.

And as a point of note...never let me find you near an oven....I'll end up
shoving you inside.

Nytwind, Bread Gladiator Trainer (Don't fire till you see that yeast of
their's rise)