From kerriko@soda.csua.berkeley.edu Sat May  8 17:13:35 1999
Date: 24 Feb 1995 04:12:02 GMT
From: kerriko <kerriko@soda.csua.berkeley.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Re: LARGE COCK???

In article <3iirrc$mvi@smtp.tele.fi>
pertti.peisa@tele.inet.tele.fi (Desmodus Rotundus) writes:

> >Tired and emotional in a McDonalds in Amsterdam I accidently ordered
> >a'Large Cock'. The person serving me didn't even blink an eye.
> >-colin-
> 
> Ohhh, my hero! =)
> Well, did you get what you ordered?
> "Well, sir, here's your 'large cock'..."

As he/she unzipped it's polyester uniform...<shudder>

In 1985 my girlfriend and I were returning to SF from Oregon. We
stopped at a Wendy's in Susanville? Redding? some hick hell-hole. When
we approached the register, both pale and clad in black, the server
blinked rapidly and said "Welcome to Wendy's, is this for the dungeon?"

I burst into laughter. "The *dungeon*!!"

It recovered itself, scowled at me and said sternly, "The DINING ROOM."

We decided to eat there and be stared at, despite the time lost on the
road.

Cheers,

Echo