From mmm+@andrew.cmu.edu Thu Apr 29 00:32:45 1999
Date: Thu,  6 Feb 1997 16:36:32 -0500
From: Matthew M Mckeon <mmm+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Re: love retrieval machine


silentq <silentq@pas.du.spamme.interlog.com> writes:
> On Tue, 4 Feb 1997, Stained wrote:
> 
> > -eloquence- wrote:
> > 
> > >        It was actually my Elmo that I gave to Boo before I left. =)
> > > _I_ have been the sole corrupter of all!
> 

	...

	A few days ago, Boo was sniggling on the couch
	with that infernal plushy elmo, using it
	as his sole means of communication with other
	people in the room. Giggling, speaking in
	an irritating castrato, etc. 
	
	We ordered pizza. Boo has this horribly disturbing
	trick of stuffing elmo down the front of
	his shirt, such that elmo's face matches 
	up with his own, and speaking from the mouth
	of Elmo. As I cringed in fear, a lovely idea
	sprung to mind.

	Mr. Pizza Man arrived. Everyone in the living
	room was quiet, sitting down with their hands
	folded in their lap. I answered the door, stonefaced.
	The Pizza Man presented me with a bill. I called out
	to the kitchen "Boo Radley! Come HERE!!". 

	Boo walked into the room with Elmo in the aforementioned
	disturbing position, holding the exact change
	+ one mint-flavored condom in Elmo's mouth. 
	Mr. Pizza Man took the money and the condom 
	w/o a word. As he turned to leave, Elmo said
	"Buh-bye!". The pizza man said goodbye and 
	removed himself from the premises very quickly.

	No, we're not bored or anything.

<kernsip>
> > Maybe we'll watch "Elmo's sing-along counting game" the next time she's
> > over. Then she can see how cool Elmo really is.
> 
> Help? Someone? Anyone? 
> 

	<snicker>

> silentq, besieged
> 



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