From garth@pisces.systems.sa.gov.au Sun May 9 12:27:57 1999 Date: Thu, 01 Jun 1995 04:22:45 GMT From: Garth Kidd Newsgroups: alt.gothic Subject: Re: Halloween In article <3qhtfp$b2c@ixnews3.ix.netcom.com> mlo@ix.netcom.com (Mona Lisa Overdrive) wrote: > Chicago Motorist: "Why are you wearing black?" > > Mark (MLO's SO): "Because it's Sunday!" "You're wearing black. Are you in mourning?" "Yes." "For who?" "I am in morning for... my mis-spent youth." "Uh, but you're still a youth!" "I'm still mis-spending it." -- Disclaimer: sa.gov.au pay me to work on their computers, not speak on their behalf.