From hmperry@utkvx.utk.edu Sat May  8 17:36:06 1999
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 95 13:10:58 +400
From: hmperry@utkvx.utk.edu
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Top 10 net.goth nightmares!!

10. Bon Jovi plays The next Crow
9.  Waking up to find all of you Sisters cd's magically transformed into
Madonna cd's
8.  Logging on to find out that you have just made Lady Bathory's shit list...
7.  Going to the Slimelight and getting a Sad Twat sticker on your forehead
6.  Waking up to find that your mother has cleaned out you closet and
everything once black is now yellow.
5.  Nick Cave dies.
4.  Getting an ax in your head in a country whose language Yohaun hasn't 
translated the phrase, "Oh my god there is an ax in my head!" in and dying
because you can't seem to express the fact that, "Oh my god there is an ax in
my head!" to anyone around you.  
3.  Waking up to find the Cure has gone Jazz.
2.  Going into the House of Usher to find out the Monkees are playing in place 
of the Mission
1.  Alt.Gothic becomes alt.cuddle!!