From jjunging@sciborg.uwaterloo.ca Sat May 8 17:51:02 1999 Date: Tue, 18 Apr 1995 06:04:52 GMT From: Yohaun Newsgroups: alt.gothic Subject: Quack, quack: Spring is here! Today I was wandering the campus and I noticed a duck hiding under a pine tree. I was curious, so I got down on my hands and knees and approached said duck. It had beautiful black feathers with the odd white stripe. It seemed as though it had just laid its eggs, because instead of running away like ducks usually do, it just stared at me with nervous suspicion. I wanted to see if there were in fact eggs, but I didn't want to disrupt the expecting mother too much. I tried to communicate with the duck, but to no avail. In hindsight, I shouldn't have been surprised at the stares I was getting. It's not every day that students at this school see the "antichrist" on all fours making quacking noises at a tree. Yohaun. -- \|/ Imagine this living carcass, screaming. \|/ -- * -- screaming endlessly into the anechoic void... -- * -- /|\ /|\