From f339j@unb.ca Thu Apr 29 01:26:40 1999
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 1997 22:51:15 GMT
From: Jeremiah <f339j@unb.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Re: Rocky and Bullwinkle

Maine is a really strange place. So I have said, and I finally have
proof. (Yes, it's relevant to the thread. Shut up. :)

Whenever we Maritimers drive to the United States, we always have to
drive through Maine. Ah, the joys of driving in Maine, the land of
road reconstruction. (Will the I-9 ever* be done?)

Last weekend, I found myself in Maine once again. A squirrel ran right
in front of the car. (Surviving, the way Rocky always did.) About ten
minutes later, we saw a moose running down the side of the highway.
Thankfully, it didn't charge the car.

"Moose and Squirrel!" I and the driver exclaimed, almost perfectly
synced.

Another hour or so later, we saw this woman walking down the side of
the highway by herself. She was tall, kinda mean-looking... well, a
lot like Natasha. "But where's Boris?" we wondered.

The trip continued. We left Maine, and the universe returned to its
normalcy. We concluded that we were only going to have an almost-cool
story.

But then, on the way back... this lonely looking short man riding a
bicycle by the side of the road. It was unmistakably Boris. "He's lost
Natasha, and he's heartbroken. Poor guy." I wonder if he found her. He
wasn't far from where we had seen her, but it had been a few days.
Maybe next episode.

(Yeah, I love Rocky & Bullwinkle. Does it show? :)

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