Article: 109077 of alt.gothic
From: dsb1@waikato.ac.nz (Dillon Shiel Burke)
Newsgroups: alt.gothic
Subject: Re: Muppets (was  Re: Who are the anti-goths?)
Date: Wed, 23 Aug 1995 21:36:48 +1200

This idea for this has been floating around my mind for a while, and now
seems a good time to inflict it apon the rest of the world.

With apologies to Jim Henson.

--
It's time to put on makeup,
it's time to kill the lights,
It's time to get things started,
On the GOTHIC SHOW tonight.

Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know.
It's like a kind of torture,
to have to watch the show.

(Drum solo from Dr. Avalanche)

It's time to play the music,
It's time to kill the lights,
It's time to get things started...

(Why don't you get things started? - feminine 'backing vocals')

It's time to get things started,
On the most absinethational,
fetishational,
conjurational,
gothicational,
this
   is
    what
       we
        call
           the
             GOTHIC SHOW!

<Gonzo plays trumpet and bats fly out>

-- 
dsb1@waikato.ac.nz
President, Campus Crusade for Cthulhu,
University of Waikato, New Zealand.
"Clausewitz ist das rasiermesser in das hand eines kindes."