The Perky Goff's Picnic
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If you log on to the group tonight
You're sure of a big surprise
If you log on to the group tonight
You'd better go in disguise

For ev'ry goff that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Tonight's the night the Perky Goffs have their picnic.

Ev'ry Perky Goff who's shown *bounce*
Is sure of a treat tonight
There's lots of marvelous things to read
And wonderful posts to make.

Reading the news where nobody sees
They'll *bounce* and post as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the Perky Goffs have their picnic

If you log on to the group tonight
You'd better not post alone
It's lovely down in the group tonight
But safer to not stay home

For ev'ry goff that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Tonight's the night the Perky Goffs have their picnic.

Picnic time for Perky Goffs
The little Perky Goffs are having a lovely time tonight
Read them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their rainy day.

See them gaily *bounce* about
They love to flirt and pout;
They never have any care;

At six am they'll log off and shut down,
And wander home to bed,
Because they're tired little Perky Goffs.


adapted by silentq@goth.org Sept 12/96